Pick Up Lines:
(Warning! Some of these are quite risque...)
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Hey, Baby. Have sex with me and I won't bother you again!
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This one's not really a line more of an ice breaker. it works for me all the time Hello I'm (your name) and I was raised by lesbians.
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Heres one of my favorite lines. " Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think your really Beautiful" And the rest is settled from there.
Do you like apple juice??? because i think you're very fine. This worked once out of 4 times. walk up to a girl and get into a conversation with her. then say, "do you know what i want most in a girl....... me." that works every time: "say, is your father a gardener??? 'cuz i never saw such a beautiful flower."
--"Hey, do you like apples? I like apples, now that we have something in common, lets go f&&k".
--[this one is LAME -even lamer than the others, but it worked for one of my friends]... You tell a girl that it's your birthday and all you really want is a kiss.
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The other night I met a pretty girl in a bar and I said, "Hey, can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?" Why do you think she slapped me?
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Hey excuse me are those space pants? No why? becuz that ass is outa this world.
Here's a funny one I heard a drunk friend say to a girl. "Is that a keg in your pants, cause I'd sure like to tap that ass!" Ha! Luckily he knew the girl and didn't get kicked in the nuts!
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Baby, you must have dynamite in your pants cause your ass is the bomb
Baby, just call me milk 'cause I can do your body good
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1. Hey baby lets play house, you be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
2. If you were a meal at McDonalds you'd be McGourgeous.
3. Guy: Is your father a thief? Girl: No, why? Guy: I just wanted to know who stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
4. I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
5. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
6. I lost my bed. Can I share yours?
7. I can't find my shower. Can i borrow yours?
8. Oh my God, quick someone call The Big Guy, theres an angel missing.
9. Why go to heaven when there's a piece of it in my arms?
10. Your body's name must be Visa, because its everywhere I want to be.
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Guy to girl.Your beauty is intoxicating,want to go somewhere and screw..girl to guy slap!!!Guy"Well I can see a blowjob is definately out of the question.
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Hi I love your site. This one is a little gross but I think it is funny. "can I get your phone number" "no" "well then I guess a blow job is out of the question."
May I end this sentence with a proposition?"
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"Let's slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini."
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"I believe I speak for most men when I say 'Hello'."
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Hey baby! There are about 1500 murders being committed right now....what do you say we go up to my place and make ourselves a little alibi?
ouch you must be sore!! why? because you just dropped out of heaven
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''come sit on my lap and lets talk about the first thing that pops up,'' It never works.
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If I follow you home, would you keep me?
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Quick, give me your phone number before I don't want it any more.
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You ask a girl "where are we?" She says where you are, then you say, I thought we were in heaven cause i could have sworn you were an angel
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That shirt looks very becoming on you! If I were fuzz on that shirt I would becoming on you too!
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guy- pick a number from one to ten
girl- five
guy- wrong! So take your clothes off!!! ?
1) I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
2) The missing teeth just leave more room for your tongue.
3) I have an imaginary cat.
4) Milk does a body good, but damn how much have you been drinking?
5) I love every bone in your body especially mine. (Sorry I included that one)
6) I am 25, unemployed, and live with my parents.
7) Let's play army, I will lay on the ground and you blow the hell out of me. (sorry again)
8) NOW BITCH!!! (sorry)
9) Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
10) Nice shoes. wanna f**k? (sorry)
11) Nice shirt. can I talk you out of it.
1. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
2. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock
4. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
5. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
6. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
7. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
8. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
10. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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