1. You all wear too much make-up to try to impress the guys when we clown on the gurl with the most make-up.
2. You all go the mall in clans looking the same.
3. You think any import car with any modification on it is "hella tight".
4. You all say "hella" too much. Example: "Dats hella fucked up" or "Dats hella tight yo".
5. You all have fake ass high pitched voices.
6. You only go out with guys that drive a Civic or Integra and it has to be fixed up. Like you girls know about cars anyways.
7. You all secretly compete to see who gets the finest guy and when you've won, that same guy fucks your best friend.
8. You are all too damn superficial and shallow.
9. You all think you're just sooo cute with that fake ass cutie act. I hate to ruin it for you girls, but us guys just pretend to fall for that shit.
10. And on AOL you have to tYpE lYkE tHiS aNd iT'z rEaLlY aNnOyInG...And to guys that type like that, You're a queer!
11. On all of your voicemail greetings you say the same thing.
12. All the fat ones weat the tightest fitting clothes. Eeewwww!!!
13. You all are trend followers, well that goes for the guys too, but not me. Hell no...
14. In chatrooms, the first thing you say is "Where are all the foine guys at?" Oh like you're all that yourself. All the gine guys are out with girls. Not on AOL like your desparate ass.
15. You do not look good in those puffy jackets. You look like the friggan marshmallow man with long hair. And guys, why do you wear those jackets when it's a 100 degrees outside? You look stupid.
16. You think any bald guy is "foine". The "Mr. Clean" look is played.
17. A Civic is a commuter car!! Not a Ferarri, so stop dreaming!!
18. You all listen to the same music.
19. Polo and Nautica aren't the only brands that exist you narrow minded trend follower.
20. When it's like 10 degrees outside, you bitches still wear daisydukes and other hoe clothes to a club.
21. You girls think you're soo cool that when you get to a club, you pretend to find your name on the guest hookup list to get in the club for free, but your sorry ass just ends up paying like the rest. Lemme tell you something. Girl you aren't special! Deal with it!
22. You think you're the shit cuz you got in with the DJ who is just using you for sex.
23. And girls, just cuz you can't find a guy to dance with, you all get together into a little corner and dance alone so that when you go home, you can tell your friends that you did dance that night.
24. You girls wear Nike, and half of you all can't even play ball!!
25. All of you lie and say how can race when you can't even drive a stick! Go with your dad's 1989 gray Camry with only one headlight working...
26. You teenie boppers think you're the shit using those fake ID's to get clubs. The bouncer knows it's fake, but he falls for your damn cutie pie act. So you get in and tell everyone that you're 19 or 20 and try to mack on guys with nice cars. Then one of those guys fucks you and then forgets you. Haha! You deserve it! Stick to your high school dances until you're 18 a'ight??
27. And you AOL girls ask us for a GIF when you end up not sending yours cuz your ugly ass don't have one. Your ugly ass ain't worth a scan.
28. The stupidest think I've seen an Asian girl do: Have a screen name like "Tommygirl". He's a fucking racist bastard you stupid hoe!!
29. You all think you're so kool hanging out with wannabe gangsters. Well ladies, I hate to break it to you. They're only using for sex. Nothing else. They don't give a rat's ass about you. They're just a buncha wannabes with guns cuz they can't fight.
30. And finally ladies, you are all stuck up hoes that think you're all that, and you believe anything any guy tells you cuz you're a used up dirty whore.
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